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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>escape from reality</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @burstsof)</generator><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fbd950fc6318b13cb9984ec4a28a1ad/tumblr_mj5u38svBu1rvqm6lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51246736761</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51246736761</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:32:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/842e4be3d1ee60a6c85fdb8638759cb0/tumblr_mj3sxcRovU1qmdpr9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51246444480</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51246444480</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:28:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57b55b7065938ef977aff6b965d7af29/tumblr_mnbemx4JnJ1qhxvuio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51246244856</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51246244856</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:25:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b05a242ffe62b83e52568a0c8349e25/tumblr_mkzglsV9ln1r3hbd2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136194607</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136194607</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:58:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>get-sherlock-s-arse:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

riryg...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65927758" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://get-sherlock-s-arse.tumblr.com/post/50730933151/didney-worl-no-uta-admiralrainbow"&gt;get-sherlock-s-arse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didney-worl-no-uta.tumblr.com/post/50697349341/admiralrainbow-rirygoesrawr"&gt;didney-worl-no-uta&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://admiralrainbow.tumblr.com/post/50680332364/rirygoesrawr-cyanide-poisoning-men"&gt;admiralrainbow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rirygoesrawr.tumblr.com/post/50661760888"&gt;rirygoesrawr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyanide-poisoning.tumblr.com/post/50580713803/men-experiencing-labor-pains-with-their-wives"&gt;cyanide-poisoning&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Men Experiencing Labor Pains&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;With their wives supporting them.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Men can handle anything”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Women exaggerate everything”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then they realized just how wrong they were&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136179600</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136179600</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:57:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cafune-h:

omg this is torturing me yum
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb747ipw7H1rcjq6vo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cafune-h.tumblr.com/post/45708770216/omg-this-is-torturing-me-yum"&gt;cafune-h&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omg this is torturing me yum&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136164551</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136164551</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:56:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69cac39402f2086772023de3c8e270ee/tumblr_mj1dgmdS4b1qe7mxjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136156735</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136156735</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:56:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jm75VgRY1qa4ex0o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136037686</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136037686</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:52:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FBXbvX70DI4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136033590</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/51136033590</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:52:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5r0boGd4I1rwy4qzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50887308236</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50887308236</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:16:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/792df3702f8e14cb9ee0fdeafe2cd3d5/tumblr_mmigjwJxpG1r1iv4bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50886409455</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50886409455</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:00:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65001bb7e480e71bfe107d9569583b82/tumblr_mn2fu9kRPt1qjm9bpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50886374862</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50886374862</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:59:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>declaringwar:

Lead</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df22459b2158590533c989fd9d0ba655/tumblr_mn2suy1nyB1s2qnmyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://declaringwar.tumblr.com/post/50877123317/lead" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;declaringwar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Lead&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50886353178</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50886353178</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:59:23 -0400</pubDate><category>lead</category><category>my writing</category><category>poetry</category><category>poem</category></item><item><title>bergdorfprincess:

Read five pages of my macroeconomics...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d996a783efb55ea553524be58bc3db0/tumblr_mn26o5UfdN1qhgis6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bergdorfprincess.tumblr.com/post/50839152413/read-five-pages-of-my-macroeconomics" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;bergdorfprincess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Read five pages of my macroeconomics textbook….decided to reward myself with sushi. #priorities #idonthavethem instagram: MissYanaCherie  (at Chikurin Sushi)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885797680</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885797680</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:49:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wnnkJraF1qgo537o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885689875</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885689875</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:48:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fe32d332c87a1c4e533b76453318bbd/tumblr_miy11pykWy1s43vk9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885678706</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885678706</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:47:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08163e0831a7ec71d8818e7df374b9ee/tumblr_mly0c4cRgQ1qa4itpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885675633</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885675633</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:47:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwsm8rHL9F1qzjwepo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885112071</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885112071</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:38:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3iv6Mdmy1r34a8ho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3iv6Mdmy1r34a8ho2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885102412</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50885102412</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:38:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lwqu5CEp1ruzrtzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50630428780</link><guid>http://burstsof.tumblr.com/post/50630428780</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 23:59:35 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
